||[05 Mar 2007|07:19pm]
in the words of miles dewitt vandewater livejournal is a cheap whore but sometimes we all have needs.
i just ordered papa.
1. Can you cook?
if by cook you mean make a grilled cheese, a tuna melt or cupcakes, then quite well.
2. What was your dream growing up?
i wanted to open a restaurant, where i cooked and played piano and sang called oh lala sami's.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i could draw intricately and well and write metered poetry.
4. Favorite place?
bridges, tunnels, abandoned buildings, forests
5. Favorite vegetable?
avocadooooo, tomato (fruit, fine, whatev.), potato
6. What was the last book you read?
moments of reprieve, elizabeth bishop the collected prose, a serious proposal to the ladies
7. What zodiac sign are u ?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
my life is composed mostly of bad habits.
10. Do you know the friends on your myspace list outside of myspace?
i'm pretty sure all of them.
11. What is your favorite sport?
arm wrestling, trapeze, couch surfing
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
my idols at 16 were mersault and diogones.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
this has happened. i didn't have much of anything to do, no cell phone or anything with me but it was only for a few minutes. then i plummeted to the 7th floor and thought i was going to die. alone. in an elevator. a virgin. but nothing happened.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
i hate reality televison.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
i have a lip tattoo of the word banal that has since faded to bana that i never show anyone. at age 5, i used to imagine i was a nun. at age 7, i wanted to have 7 children and name them after the beatitudes. at age 11, i declared myself an atheist. the first time i got drunk i drank 18 shots of goldschalger and a bud. i named my first (and only) car shaniqua and got into my first accident in it 4 days after i got my license.
16. Do have any pets?
17. Do u know how to do the macerana?
i believe so.
18. What time is it where u are now?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
oh god. i think clowns are mostly sad for some reason and sometimes super scary. and i was really creeped out particularly by one at a haunted house one year and he totally knew it and followed me around and kept getting in my face and touching me and messing with me and i couldn't find the way out and and and it was terrible.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
i'd go back to my weight circa may 05.
21. Would you be a crime partner or someones conscience?
depends on the crime.
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
yes, but always for really funny, assinine things. most notably was obstructing traffic and justifying it by saying we were protesting obesity
24. Bottle or Draft?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
get my carnival sleeve, spain, clothes, iphoneeee (?), possibly a black macbook instead of my white one, jd
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
i don't chew gum often, but orbit
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
always sweet ups, royal oak, east river
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
long rides, good drinks, good books, good movies, parks, beaches, abandoned places, sleep
30. Do you swear a lot?
as of late, yes
31. Biggest pet peeve?
slow walkers, long waits, patronizing people, people who don't wash their hands, when i can't wash my hands
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?